Thursday, 13 May 2010

Mr Cameron, please, call me V

Ah Mr. Cameron, you are a waste of human skin. how do i know? because you WANT to be PM. and don’t get upset by me calling you a waste of human skin either, its not you its your job track that i  hate.

David Cameron leader of the Conservative Party speaks on BBC's  Andrew Marr Sunday programme following the Prime Minister, Gordon Brown's decision not to call a 'snap election' after polls indicated an increase in public opinion for the Conservative leader.Photo by Gill Allen/The Times

As everyone in England will probably we aware David Cameron has taken charge of the country as PM. the Conservatives party has don't a deal with the Liberal Democrat party to form a government after a rather complicated ‘thingy’ that no one understood resulted in ‘hung parliament’ whatever that means. so we are now faced with leadership from the ‘Con-Dem’ coalition. now you see the issue is that anyone who WANTS to be in charge of the country is a megalomaniac by definition and a party that will change its policies to fit with another party (that has incompatible policies) is a foolish megalomaniac. 

We have two party leaders both megalomaniacs ready to show the other how Julius creaser felt that day and we are expected to think that they are the most qualified to run the country.

Here is an idea, lets put some one in charge who is not a megalomaniac and give them the mandate to ‘make life better for everyone and try not to screw up’ maybe at least then if that person screws up people will say ‘hey at least he had a go! its not like he/she ever claimed he/she knew what he/she was doing!’

These people who make a living out of trying to be in charge are not the people we should let be in charge. they are sick and need help. do YOU want to be in charge? no of course not, you KNOW your not qualified so why does some privileged private schooled power hungry smug git think HE is qualified? is there a class at school on how to lead a nation? if there was i am truly glad i missed it.

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If Guy Fawkes tried that classic stunt now he would get the vote of every person in the country, at least he was trying to do something positive! no, i cant say that, blowing thing sup is never the answer, violent protest is never the answer but if all those people would just STOP VOTING or at least write ‘NONE OF THESE PEOPLE’ on that slip then at least we would have a chance of change.

I don’t think i need a leader, do you? i would still go to work and eat lunch and take a shower if there where no people in parliament, who needs them?, i just wish that they would stop going to war and taxing me to death.

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I don’t vote, not because i am lazy or ignorant of the process, I don’t vote because i do not care who is in the ‘big office’ i don’t care because when given a list of crazed power mad liars i don’t care who of them get the job, put a single honest man on that list and i will move heaven and earth to cast my vote.

even when i cast my vote though the most popular people wont get in will they? i mean, with the hung parliament that we recently faced it was a game of percentages, most votes voted for other parties but because the combined strength of the Con-Dem’ed won out they got the office, must the larger percentage of people where divided and they got the job on silly pie slices not on sheer number of people on side. Maybe next post i will have a pie chart at hand but for now, do the math and you will see what i mean.

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Now, people, if you care about your country stop voting and read ‘V for vendetta’ at least then you will be as angry and cynical as me.




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